In the 12th month of Donald, the White House gave to me …

Earthquakes from fracking

Parched, dried up once-lakes

Cat. 5 storms blowing

Polar bears ice-floe-ing

Beaches disappearing

Seven acidic oceans

Steps back, not forward

No Paris Accord

Beached whales wailing

Federal regs flailing

Islands going under

And Scott Pruitt at the EPA