Me, myself and I, as everyone should recall, is a person without a doubt who confidently knows it all.

Me, myself and I, who would dare with me compete? I doubt that there is anyone in the world that can surpass me in deceit.

Me, myself and I will always hold myself on high even when I knowingly abuse others or tell a refutable lie.

Me, myself and I will make it very clear. I get a lot of satisfaction out of filling folks with fear.

Me, myself and I. There is no reason to ponder why my ego blinds me to the needs of others. For others’ well-being, I will not even try.

Me, myself and I, through my own fantastic creation, will do or say anything that will further divide the nation.

Me, myself and I. If possible with a stroke of my pen, I will deprive people of their human rights based on the color of their skin.

Me, myself and I, vowing to myself be true, will seek out despicable characters to be members of my sadistic crew.

Me, myself and I expect folks to give me a cheer. My threats to nations, my lies and ignorance should make me to dullards most dear.

Me, myself and I. I do not even have to plead. The unintelligent, mean-spirited, hate-mongers unabashedly want me to lead.

Me, myself and I, because of my egocentric line of reason, am not ashamed or even feel threatened when accused of committing treason.

Me, myself and I may make humane and Constitution abiding people blue. “So what,” I say, “I could care less. They can always try to sue.”

Peggy Tarr has been a columnist for the Evanston RoundTable since its founding in 1998. Born in Bruce Springsteen's hometown of Freehold, New Jersey, she graduated from Rutgers University with a degree...