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Author Archives: H. W. Lungfellow
Posted inCity News, Uncategorized

Sneeze No More – At Least Not While Driving

by H. W. Lungfellow

April Fool from the RoundTable. According to the National Respiratory Responsibility Association (NRRA), the average sneeze renders a sneezer functionally incapacitated for up to 1.8 seconds. Such incapacity has catastrophic effects on the highways and byways of America, including right here in Evanston. But, at least in Evanston, no more. Evanston City Council outlawed sneezing […]